When are you a blogging guru?

John Chow who got his Page Rank reduced *cue snicker* calls himself a blogging guru.  I was wonder hat it requires to be a blogging guru.  Do you have to make more than $10,000 a month?  Do you have to be so great and mighty that you can afford to sit on your ass all day and do nothing?  Who knows, but I sure as hell don’t want to be a blogging guru if I have to be anything like John Chow(although as long as John Chow isn’t conspiring John Cow is pretty funny).